I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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