I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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