Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
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I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
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You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh