Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
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I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
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I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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