Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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