Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
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i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
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We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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