i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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