Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Randomize
