I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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