in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
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When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
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Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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