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oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid

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(610): oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid http://tfl.nu/g7bt

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I have a critically important question to ask.

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Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?

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(519): I have a critically important question to ask. (519): Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist? http://tfl.nu/val5

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They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.

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(859): They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college. http://tfl.nu/okdu

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This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.

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(706): This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules. http://tfl.nu/2gj5

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(713): View more from Texas

Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.

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(713): Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is. http://tfl.nu/q4lm

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Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand

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(678): Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand http://tfl.nu/u3cn

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(734): View more from Michigan

I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.

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(734): I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it. http://tfl.nu/ex81

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(513): View more from Ohio

So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...

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(513): So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits... http://tfl.nu/sn6g

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(423): View more from Tennessee

animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful

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breakfast of champions

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breakfast of stoners

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(423): animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful (1-423): breakfast of champions (423): breakfast of stoners http://tfl.nu/cslr

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I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot

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I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship

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(204): I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot (1-204): I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship http://tfl.nu/q28b

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Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.

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(920): Any clothing i put on is too many clothes. http://tfl.nu/ufgw

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(256): View more from Alabama

Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...

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(256): Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling... http://tfl.nu/w83s

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(513): View more from Ohio

My booty call just moved 2 min from my house

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This has pregnancy written all over it

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(513): My booty call just moved 2 min from my house (1-513): This has pregnancy written all over it http://tfl.nu/2h6m

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(904): View more from Florida

Why are your underwear on my dining room table?

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(904): Why are your underwear on my dining room table? http://tfl.nu/jeuq

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(660): View more from Missouri

I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.

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THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER

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(660): I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before. (1-660): THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER http://tfl.nu/zmd9

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