I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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