As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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