Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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