Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
