is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I think people are normalizing furries
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
