is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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