omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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