4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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