i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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