Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
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I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
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Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
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