He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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