Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Couch. On fire.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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