She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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