garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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