Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Randomize
