Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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