She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
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You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
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are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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