So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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