And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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