He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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