Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
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