Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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