She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
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all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
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Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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