we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
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how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
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I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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