guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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