Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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