let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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