i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
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you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
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Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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