Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
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i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
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Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
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