I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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