if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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