She announced her abortion via fbk
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
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Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
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I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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