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nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
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Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
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I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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