I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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