I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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