If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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