I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
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doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
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Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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