I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
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If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
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Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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