I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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