Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
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I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
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WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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