Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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