I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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