Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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