I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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