My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
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she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
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I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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