I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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