Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
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he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
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My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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