i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
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Every concussion has its silver lining
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
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I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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